Shoot Many Robots
Killed 10000 robots!
30 
Happy 50th, Walter
Reached level 50!
20 
Lookie, Many Stars
Got 75 stars!
20 
Lower Carbon Footprints
Destroyed a robot overlord in multiplayer!
20 
Greetings, Earth Citizens
Beat a mission as an astronaut!
15 
Dominate at Fatherhood
Beat a mission wearing the baby carrier!
15 
Slotally Tober Saughter
Beat a tough mission without the aid of beer or resurrection!
15 
Punch Many Bullets
Punched two bullets, killed two robots with one punch!
15 
Get Over It
Revived other players 8 times!
15 
Number One Tugnut
Got first place in a four player mission!
15 
Shoot Some Robots
Killed 100 robots!
10 
Make Many Friends
People like you!
10